So we installed the google analytics on our blog to see when, why and how our small number of readers are showing up and learned lesson #1 of web marketing which is SEX sells. I wrote a post titled "Wanna know why you're not getting laid tonight?" and our blog has found a whole new reader base.
Through the wonders of Google searches the following inquiries bring you to the deux punx blog:
getting laid when you're short (we're #2)
reasons why you're not getting laid (we're #1)
does not get laid (we're #1)
"baseball addiction +getting laid" (we're #1 <- and who searches for this???)
get laid in nyc tonight (we're a lowly #4)
so, yes the grapes are CUMMING soon, we're going to be picking at the BACKDOOR of this years harvest and we think this harvest will be GOLDEN
SHOWERS or not...
A couple SMUT peddlers - VIRGINS to the jersey scene
Oh, and to our new found reader base: WELCOME!! I know this isn't what you were looking for but we're glad you're here anyways, we consider ourselves your very own internet wino SLOPPY SECONDS.
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2 comments:
I knew this wine label thing was just a front for smut. I knew it!
I'm awfully slow on the uptake, but I think I may be finally on the verge of catching up: if I want to get any hits at all, I have to look on passionately, desperately getting hit on...arrrhh! First step: stop making sense.
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