Tuesday, October 14, 2008

web marketing 101 or "harvest is cumming"

So we installed the google analytics on our blog to see when, why and how our small number of readers are showing up and learned lesson #1 of web marketing which is SEX sells. I wrote a post titled "Wanna know why you're not getting laid tonight?" and our blog has found a whole new reader base.

Through the wonders of Google searches the following inquiries bring you to the deux punx blog:

getting laid when you're short (we're #2)
reasons why you're not getting laid (we're #1)
does not get laid (we're #1)
"baseball addiction +getting laid" (we're #1 <- and who searches for this???)
get laid in nyc tonight (we're a lowly #4)

so, yes the grapes are CUMMING soon, we're going to be picking at the BACKDOOR of this years harvest and we think this harvest will be GOLDEN

SHOWERS or not...

A couple SMUT peddlers - VIRGINS to the jersey scene


Oh, and to our new found reader base: WELCOME!! I know this isn't what you were looking for but we're glad you're here anyways, we consider ourselves your very own internet wino SLOPPY SECONDS.

2 comments:

5 of 9er said...

I knew this wine label thing was just a front for smut. I knew it!

D J R-S said...

I'm awfully slow on the uptake, but I think I may be finally on the verge of catching up: if I want to get any hits at all, I have to look on passionately, desperately getting hit on...arrrhh! First step: stop making sense.